Satanic art in Pagosa Springs

Wow. The embattled Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs have caved to the demands of an incendiary, avant garde artist named Lisa Jensen.

If you haven’t followed this story — one in a series of narratives seemingly designed to make our fair state seem like Rube Central — apparently her Christmas wreath cum peace sign was both anti-Christian and deeply political.

But it now gets to stay up. I’m giving the folks in this cozy subdivision a week before they’re sacrificing goats, gorging on baby entrails and reading Lewis Lapham editorials. And because this was clearly a piece of art designed to subvert our mission in Iraq, I’m also putting money on a few mutinies within our armed forces and mass desertion among the enlisted ranks. You know, I just bet that country is going to explode into a civil war because of this…satanic peace wreath.

Damn you Lisa Jensen!

3 Comments so far

  1. John (unregistered) on November 28th, 2006 @ 9:19 am

    Saw this too. Lame. Gotta love HOAs, oh wait, no you don’t, I certainly don’t love mine.

    Funny, Wil Wheaton picked up on this.


  2. Susan (unregistered) on November 28th, 2006 @ 9:52 pm

    Pagosa Springs has HOA’s? One of the most laid back places I love to visit in Colorado has a HOA. Go figure.

  3. tom (unregistered) on December 4th, 2006 @ 1:44 pm

    A bunch of conservative nuts who are intolerant of other people and completely misunderstand people who don’t agree with them.

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