The Three Dogs Tavern is at Julian and 32nd in the Highland Square neighborhood.

1. Gals on smoke-break to passerby:

   Gal 1: “Come on in, it’s safe. We don’t smoke in there anymore.”

   Passerby Guy: “What, is that a law or something?”

   Gal 2: “You must not be from around here.”

   Passerby Guy: “No, we’re not.”

   Gal 1: “Seriously? You’re seriously not from here? OK. Well, Colorado’s a non-smoking state now.”

2. Gal on cell phone:

   “You’re breaking up. Are you in a tunnel?”

   [pause]

   “Awesome! Which tunnel?”