Overheard Outside the Three Dogs Tavern
The Three Dogs Tavern is at Julian and 32nd in the Highland Square neighborhood.
- Gals on smoke-break to passerby:
Gal 1: “Come on in, it’s safe. We don’t smoke in there anymore.”
Passerby Guy: “What, is that a law or something?”
Gal 2: “You must not be from around here.”
Passerby Guy: “No, we’re not.”
Gal 1: “Seriously? You’re seriously not from here? OK. Well, Colorado’s a non-smoking state now.”
- Gal on cell phone:
“You’re breaking up. Are you in a tunnel?”
[pause]
“Awesome! Which tunnel?”