New Years Resolutions

Aight Denver. Time to saddle up and ride like there ain’t no tomorrow. What follows are my New Years Resolutions involving Denver and the Metro Area at large.

1:Hit up the unknowns. Get the story that nobody’s watching. Get the story of this City from her citizens, visitors and overlords. Get business cards printed and start pounding the pavement.

2: Food. Find the unusual, the amazing and the down right wrong. Take pictures. Paint a magnificent masterpiece of either praise or debunking. Get people excited about the food place. Also, challenge Jason Sheehan to some kind of Rumble in the Jungle. And lose.

3: Photograph the Mile High City from all the angles. Ugly, pretty or just plain vomit inducing. Bring the city out from behind the mountains and Downtown.

4: Write some more you lazy slob! I mean, seriously. I haven’t written any where near as much as I should have and I be flogging myself for two weeks as punishment. This should motivate and also bring about some better posting. Either that or it will be the oddest fourteen days evah’.

5: Get an interview with Mayor John Hickenlooper. As a closing question, ask him how he gets the ladies and if he some of that in a bottle. Cause I need some. Seriously.

6: People watch at Denver International Airport. Better yet, setup a kissing booth at DIA. Then, do not collect $200 and go directly to “Hey! Put me down!”.

7: Get this bloody list to 10 so I can feel like I accomplished something.

8: Video Blogging. Because without my ugly mug dancing around like a dying sea lion this blog is nothing. You hear me? Nothing!

9: Find a date with someone in the lonely city. Part 2, get a second and (if she’s still not reaching for her tazer) a third date.

10: Make my posts more funny. Hilarious. Milk out the nose and off the wall and into the trash can funny. Also, be real. Be myself.

Viva La Denver!.

2 Comments so far

  1. Joe (unregistered) on January 6th, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

    If you get two more resolutions in there, you could do the “resolution a month” plan. Then there’s also (I swear I won’t link back to The Corporation in every comment I write) the “Make goals, not resolutions” angle ( )

  2. Aaron DeLay (unregistered) on January 6th, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

    Yea yea yea. All I have to say is “Damn the Man!” from Empire Records.


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