Overheard Outside the Three Dogs Tavern

  1. Her: “Come on in, it’s safe. We don’t smoke in there anymore.”
    Him: “What, is that a law or something?”
    Her: “You must not be from around here.”
    Him: “No, we’re not.”
    Her: “Seriously? You’re seriously not from here? OK. Well, Colorado’s a no-smoking state now.”
  2. Gal on cell phone: “You’re breaking up. Are you in a tunnel?” [pause] “Awesome! Which tunnel?”

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