Overheard Outside the Three Dogs Tavern
- Her: “Come on in, it’s safe. We don’t smoke in there anymore.”
Him: “What, is that a law or something?”
Her: “You must not be from around here.”
Him: “No, we’re not.”
Her: “Seriously? You’re seriously not from here? OK. Well, Colorado’s a no-smoking state now.” - Gal on cell phone: “You’re breaking up. Are you in a tunnel?” [pause] “Awesome! Which tunnel?”
