An Open Letter to Taco Bell
Leah Leah’s Bosses, et al.
Anyone who bicycles up to the drive through of the Taco Bell at 14th and Santa Fe at 1:30am on a Tuesday is either a) a student, b) a yuppie, c) drunk enough that you can call the cops on them while they wait for their food.
Kindly reconsider your “no walk-ups” policy.
David Van Duzer
(A subsidiary of Metroblogging International)
For those of you that are curious, I walked across the street to the King Soopers and bought some garlic bagel chips and some cottage cheese. Mmmm. And much healthier than whatever I was going to get at Taco Bell. For those of you that are even more curious, this has happened to me twice now. For those of you with terrifyingly rampant curiosity, Neil Gaiman is absolutely brilliant.