OMG Ducklings!!!
It’s just another morning in North Boulder. You take the 208 east, get off the bus at Central and Flatirons. and immediately you’re on duck-herding duty, because, y’know, there’s a FedEx truck coming around the corner and you’re not in the mood for duck pate.
Wanna buy a duck?
A what?
A duck.
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks.
Wanna buy a duck?
A what?
repeat ad nauseum.
Six year olds love this conversation. Just FYI.