Coffee Mug for my Girl
I’ve decided I have a crush on Denver’s most beautiful meteorologist. No, it’s not 9 News’ Kathy Sabine. Or for that matter CBS 4’s Larry Green. It has to be hands-down the “girl next door,” the weather girl with the lip gloss smile and the black librarian glasses. It’s Fox 31’s Stacey Donaldson. I wake up daily to the Fox morning news show, “Good Day Colorado” and put up with the antics of an often not-to-funny news anchor team. I watch it for Stacey. And I often forget the forecast.
Okay, maybe not every day. That’d be a stretch. I mean, it’s hard to get up in time when you’re an unemployed, unpaid blogger, so sometimes we miss our morning meeting, which I know bums her out to no end. Sometimes we’ll pass each other at 9 o’clock as if we were strangers only for me to go on to watch Montel Williams, while pining for my love, before getting enthralled with blind lesbian grandmothers who joined the Peace Corp.
Well now’s my chance to leap into action and win the heart of this former Orlando weather gal (just dont tell the misses). She’s apparently lost (er…broke?) her coffee mug. And here’s my chance to show her my mettle. She’s asking for her true love (my words, not hers) to send her a new coffee mug. She may use it on the air. And in fact, there’s a quite unflattering characature of her on the Fox31.com newsite which I procurred for our uses (left) showing how she’ll smile with the winning mug. Apparently you get a free date with the beauty (I think) if she picks your mug.
I’m sending it to:
Good Day Colorado
Stacey’s Coffee Club
100 E. Speer Blvd.
Denver, CO 80203
Maybe I’ll even send a custom Denver.MetBlogs.com mug? Yeah, that’ll win her over. Hopefully then she’ll like my ugly mug.